a little diddy from riley

riley's "rap" of his mission call:


meant to be sung as a rap
here's -a-litt-el ditty- about-the-mish-call-dey-say-is- mine-, ya'll
my- big- sis- was signed- to- lab-er- in- da- cit-ee- of- tok-yo
i- aint- nev-a been- dere- she - aint- nev-a been- dere- we- all thought- it was- kinda -cool
and- befo- we- y'all- knows- it- the- first- prez- sent-me- a-little- letta- and - found-its- way -to- my p.o.- box- numb-a-5-7-6-9 right- here in da suped- up- north- sho-town- of laie!
i was pumped- mom was gid-dee- dad was hop-pin on- a 747- en- route- to mo-town, baby-
and cobb- and- c-co-co-cobb?-well cobb---well cobb- she-was-trip-in-ballz
aft-a thought- and conta-plation- i-decid-a- to- open-it- on- temple- grounds-sacred- grounds
i-wuz- kick-in-it -in- da v-c- wit- some- sis-ta- miss-on-nar-ies- when-my- eyes- found- the- book- o-mormon- in- japan-ese- and- dats- when- i thought-
dang- play-a-my-big- sis-is-in-some-trouble-cuz- i- don-t-see- no- abc-s- on -dis - book- ya'll- heck- man- book- don-t even- open- da- right-way- but- no- worr-ies- cuz- deres- some-ding- called- da-gift-of-tounges-
 i-hit-up-da-loo-fo-da-third-time-and-den-figured-da-time-has-come-fo-me-to-see-where-i-is-goin-be-chillin-fo-da-next-24-months-i-opened-dat-letta-an-boy!-u-wouldnt-believe-me-what-dat-letta-said-even-if-i-told-but-her-goes-i'll-try-an-tell-chu-any-ways-ways-ways-believe-believe-if-u-want-cuz-all-i know-is-its-da-truth-yes-mom-da-whole-truth-an-notin-but-da-truth-da-letta-wint-som-in-like-dis-ya'll- dear-elda-steven-son- u- have-been-ca-lled-to-serve-as-a-mission-ary-fo-da-church-of-jesus-christ-of-day-saints-u-r-here-by-called-to-labor-in-da-j-j-japan-fuku-fuku-oka-mission- heck-i-thought-som-bodee-was-playin-on-a-joke-on-meee-so-i-red-dat-letta-once-mo-and-sho-enough-it-said-was-to-be-in-da-fuku-oka-are-a-i-got-up-and-was-hum-in-call-ed-to-serve-call-ed-to-serve-as-i-dialed-9-2-5-3-double-7-5-3-double-7-afta-dat-i-called-da-sibs-in-pro-vo-and-thnx-to-jb-s-film-expert-ise-ya'll-can-see-nat-alie-loose-er-marbles-heck-if-da-gov-ment-saw-er-like-dat-she-d ain-t-be-on-her-way-to-tok-yo-cuz-she-d -be-in-da-ment-al-hos-pi-tal-any-wayz-u-ask-ed-fo-a-ditt-ee-bout-my-mission-ca-ll-we-ll-her-it-iz-ya-ll-it-call-ed-da-dit-ee-bout-my-miss-ion-ca-ll-call-ed-to-serve-born-to-be-a-mazin-bourn-to-be-great--it-s-call-ed-da-miss-ion-call-dit-ee-peace-peace-til-next-time-god-bles-its-r-to-da-il-ee-s-turn-to-sign-out-don-t-for-get-it-cuz-i-ll-be-ba-ck-bef-o-u-know-it-keep-it-real-6-1-11-red-ee-o-not-here-we-come-m-t-c-ee-make-way-fo-da-r-g-s!